so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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