So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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