your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
operation harelip BJ is a go
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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