Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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