you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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