Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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