im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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