She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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