R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Help. Why am I so naked?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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