i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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