So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
drinking out of a sandbucket again
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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