singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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