My hair reeks of homosexuality.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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