you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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