Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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