4 words: hood of his car
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
