Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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