You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
now i know why i became what i already was.
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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