You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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