Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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