is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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