Pappa wants mamma naked
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Pants are for mortals
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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