I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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