i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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