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Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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