Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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