this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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