In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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