isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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