Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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