you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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