I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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