I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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