do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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