Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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