I can text with my tongue
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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