I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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