is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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