Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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