Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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