five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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