I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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