nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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