i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
