So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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