we're blogging at a bar
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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