True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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