you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
