if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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