i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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