god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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