I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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