the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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