I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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