I love black thongs
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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